In life, there are some things you should say and some things you shouldn't. Likewise, there are some t-shirts that are better left unworn. Some things just don't translate well onto cotton; here are a few of them.
Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

Sure, we'll take that shortcut. What's the worst that could happen? This, Jim. You've grounded the boat in the middle of stagnant swamp water. And if it's Florida, there are likely alligators somewhere around that see us as a tasty snack. Good job, man. At least we're highly visible, I guess.