Funniest T-Shirts We've Ever Spotted In The Wild

Funniest T-Shirts We've Ever Spotted In The Wild

In life, there are some things you should say and some things you shouldn't. Likewise, there are some t-shirts that are better left unworn. Some things just don't translate well onto cotton; here are a few of them.

Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

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Sure, we'll take that shortcut. What's the worst that could happen? This, Jim. You've grounded the boat in the middle of stagnant swamp water. And if it's Florida, there are likely alligators somewhere around that see us as a tasty snack. Good job, man. At least we're highly visible, I guess.

What did the T-shirt say to the tie at the formal party? "Looks like you're all knotted up. Come on, loosen up and let's hang out!"

Which Class Did She Skip?

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College. It has two e's. Or perhaps she really loves getting numerous bits of paper and sticking them on a backing sheet. The stereotypical blondeness, though, does make us lean toward the first option. Perhaps her first schoolbook should be a dictionary with the two words highlighted.

Why did the T-shirt refuse to play chess with the blazer? Because the blazer always had a "check-mate"!

The Real Mr. Clean

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Sometimes, the face just fits. And that face is accompanied by the perfect getup. Of course, Mr. Clean was modeled on House Peters in 1958, and that actor played the heavy man in numerous westerns and even in Flash Gordon. It seems the legend lives on.

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